Ah, Minnesota. I'm now absolutely certain that frigid temperatures have long term effects on people's minds. While you can't necessarily hold a state responsible for who is running in it's elections, we should remember that this is the same state whose citizens elected Jesse Ventura as it's governor. This year's election should be much more interesting now that "The Impaler" is running for the top state office. Yes, that's right, they've got a bona fide vampire vying for the governor's seat. Should be a close race.
"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.