My Bullshitometer is bouncing off the limiter here. This spray cologne available from Colette (crazy looking website) claims to be . . . I can't even say it:
The new Ora-Ito project named Smiley is the first-ever happiness factor in the form of a perfume which instantly guarantee's a smile and revitalises your energy level (well, mentally anyhow).It says "happiness factor". Someone actually wrote that. I think I just threw-up a little bit in my mouth.
Smiley the first anti-depressant perfume - New Launches