Saturday, June 03, 2006

RPS - 25: Be Careful Where You Play

Hey, kids! Have you heard of RPS - 25? It's the newest craze sweeping the nation. All the kewl kids are using the "Dragon" to command the "Devil" and the "Monkey" to infuriate the "Alien". What? You aren't hep? Leave it to The Homesteaders to get you caught up. Just memorize the two charts below and you'll be fine (as always, you can click on the images to see larger versions).
In unrelated news, there's been a dramatic increase in the number of gang-related homicides in South Central involving seemingly innocent teens. I wonder what's sparking the killing spree?

RPS - 25 [Via Boing Boing]

6 comments:

Jay Pea Are said...

What ever happened to a simple game of rock, paper, scissors? People are just trying to do everything they can to complicate the world.

Jay Pea Are said...

Is this another Japaneese ploy to distract American children like they did with Pokemon, Yughio, Magic, Pongs, and every video game machine ever created. These Japaneese create these games that Americans become obssed with while they raise their children to dominate our schools is Math, and Science.

frenchie said...

Hear the one about the judge who ordered lawyers to settle a dispute by playing a game of RPS? No, it's no joke: http://money.cnn.com/2006/06/07/magazines/fortune/rps_fortune/?cnn=yes
This Alien/water/Dragon game sounds like something the lawyers would have come up with.

frenchie said...

And how the hell does "Sponge" absorb "paper"?

Alex said...

It doesn't. Sponge absorbs Water and soaks Paper.

Jay Pea Are said...

Oher than cockaroach has does anything defeate nuke? Maybe they should have a peace sign because peace is the only way to prevents nukes.