Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade

ThinkGeek, home to all manner of geekery, presents a plush weapon of mass destruction designed to please your inner Python. Instructions follow:
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Only $17.99, including display box. Get your wrathful smiting done in style. You know, now that I'm re-reading this post, it seems that there are a lot of keywords here (WMD, holy, grenade, smite, etc) that may draw the attention of certain government agencies. If this site isn't updated again for a while, somebody call the EFF. Please.

ThinkGeek :: Monty Python Holy Hand Grenade Plush

3 comments:

frenchie said...

Funny as hell. Don't forget to buy the standard Killer Rabbit with it.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/778d/

Anonymous said...

You cannot diffuse a bomb, that is the bomb's own job, to diffuse itself, explosively. What some people like to do is defuse a bomb.

Funny article though, thanks.

Alex said...

I guess you're referring to the Swiss Army knife post. Good point. That's what happens when you lean a little too heavily on the ol' spellchecker. I'm going to create an "I know it's spelled right, but that's not what I really mean" checker. Anyone else in?