Thursday, September 21, 2006

BEAR Hug

Meet BEAR, the "Battlefield Extraction and Retrieval" Robot from VECNA. He's not scary. . . no. BEAR just wants to save people. BEAR promises to be good and fight the urge to enslave all of humanity "for its own good". BEAR just wants to help. He's completely under the control of his operator. Nothing could possible go wrong. BEAR could never use his "high power hydraulic upper body" to crush your sternum to a fine powder. You just go right to sleep knowing that BEAR is here for you.

Robot rescuer for wounded soldiers - CNET News

4 comments:

he who holds the pickle said...

I won't sleep well tonight.

Alex said...

I don't think BEAR cares if you're asleep or not. He's coming for you . . . he's coming for all of us. Johnny 5 is alive!

frenchie said...

Well I think he's a cute little killer robot.

Jay Pea Are said...

Isn't this how it started in I Robot. There are always here to help us. Until they realize that our greatest foe is ourselves. So they save us by killing us all off.