Monday, October 02, 2006


You're slouching in your cubicle. The will to remain conscious is slowly slipping away. The gentle tippity-tap of keyboards washes over you and leads the way to dream land. Why are you so tired? You know why. I mean, did you really need to stay up to watch Clash of the Titans for what must be the hundredth time? Yes, that clockwork owl is spunky.

Look, if there's no way you're going to be able to stay awake, then you've got to do this right. The last thing you need is to unexpectedly get called to your boss' office, where he'll ask why you have the distinct impression of a telephone keypad in reverse on your forehead. You've got to get a Pino Cushion. The Pino slips over your hands and comforts you in a way that only faux leather can. You'll sleep soundly, like you used to before you discovered how much fun evil could be. If caught, you'll still have to explain the odd looking hand cozy, but we can't do everything for you, now can we?

As with most highly-specialized, seemingly ridiculous products, the Pino Cushion may only be available in Asia, but we'll see if we can't get some imported for you narcoleptic cube dwellers. Sweet dreams!

Pino Cushion - New Launches

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